You’ll hate it. But you’ll love it. CP's mystery box of crap. ~ A Tacticle Secret BTC Agent

CP mystery box o' crapola: 16 premiums + steaming pile of other items.
The annual Cigar Page Bag o' Crapola is back for a nutty Cinco de Mayo revival! This semi-annual, highly regrettable tradition brings a random pile of cigars + fun non-cigar stuff. Some say it's more FU than FUN but hey, what can you do. Cigar-wise you're looking at a combination of 16 brand name blends (all 50+ ring gauges). The junk: lovingly called junk but truth is some of it ain't bad, and some is downright good. What's in each box is a mystery - some are same, some are different, but I will say this - all in, I tallied up the retail prices and it's an absurd $328. Not sure about that but it's worth every bit of $100, and EASILY $49.99 worth of fun in there alone. Can't put a price on that! So grab yours soon and let the buyer's remorse begin....

I can picture you now. Waiting for the delivery man with nose pressed up against the window glass like a kid in candy store. Oh, the deliciously high savings! The mouth-watering array of random goodies! The succulently non-existent shipping charges!

Cue the muzak and sing along with me now:

It rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog.
It's great for a snack,
And fits on your back
It's crap crap crap!

Crapola, crapola,
It's fun, it's cheap, like driftwood
Crapola, crapola, it's better than bad, it's good!

Box of FUN

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